Hiram Goldstein
The Picasso of menswear, Hiram Goldstein is the best there is at what he does, and that is tailoring suits while not asking personal questions about his weird-shaped clients.
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- This article is about the tailor who made Machine Man look more like a normal man. For the scientist who made a normal man more like Machine Man, see Hiram R. Goldsmith.
He's incredibly Jewish.
Fiction
Peter Spaulding took Machine Man to Goldstein's clothier in New York City to get a suit for his first job. Goldstein measured him up while making comments about the android's non-standard proportions. Byte of the Binary Bug!